petparent:

petparent:

I can’t masturbate while there are children playing and giggling outside under my window

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stilljusttyler:

In Russia, we don’t say “I love you” we say “освободить себя от ига капитализма” which roughly translates to “free yourself from the yoke of capitalism” and I think that’s beautiful. 

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some-awkward-loser:

aye-lemme-whisper-in-yo-ear:

dirtyalec:

maahamburger:

i just want boys to say cute things to me 

suck my dick

Cute Things

suck my dick in the rain

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